Monday, September 27, 2010

Madness

My children have reminded me, yet again, that I live in a madhouse.

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Star: My head is as big as my thigh.
Me: How do you know that?
Star: I stuck my head through the leg of my knickers.

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Cherub, on sampling a previously abandoned lollipop: "Hmm ... there are some bits of fluff ... but it's not disgusting."

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